[offtopic] [cdl-internal] Curs 4 - Minutele

[Tibi Turbureanu]

On Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Razvan Deaconescu
<razvan at anaconda.cs.pub.ro> wrote:
> On Wed, 2009-03-25 at 23:41 +0200, Razvan Deaconescu wrote:
>> On Wed, 2009-03-25 at 10:02 +0200, Andrei Buhaiu wrote:
>> <snip>
>> > P.S.: Propun să facem un CDL+: MM edition unde se ocupă mihai de toate.
>>
>> MM can turn Physics into Mathematics and viceversa.
>
> The Universe has many stars but only one Sun. A giant celestial body
> that gives us all hope, purpose and guidance. That Sun is called MM.
>
> More on MM's unique skills:
>
> MM always runs in kernel mode
> MM can reverse entropy.
> MM's second best apprentice was Chuck Norris. His best apprentice was a
> guy named Hryt Loff Russiv who most people call God.
> MM is short for Messiah's Messiah.
> MM created the Xel'Naga.
> There is no daylight. Those are MM's enlightening thoughts. They keep
> circling the world to keep everyone happy.
> MM understands transcendence.
> MM can fix Michael Jackson's face. He doesn't because he thinks he's
> just too funny.
> Heaviside invented the words conductance, inductance, impedance,
> admittance, susceptance after a short talk with MM.
> Krishnamurti was a religious man. He believed in MM.
> MM can handle SIGKILL.
> MM has three brains running in RAID5.
> MM is the pre-Alpha and post-Omega.
> MM can recurse and his stack does not overflow.
> MM controls the Internet; he makes us think it's free.
> MM will dictate the switch to IPv6.
> MM is replenishing /dev/random.
> Git, Bazaar, Mercurial and Darcs are but hooks to MM's ultimate SCM.
> MM is the law.
> Everybody wants to be a MM.

Luptă Steaua... ăăî... Unirea, tă-tă, tă-tă-tăm! Bine MM!

Tibi