[offtopic] iRC Rap

[Alexandru Ioan Eftimie]

:)) cat de tare, mai ales finalul.

On Sun, Aug 30, 2009 at 7:39 AM, radu B.<geforceradu at gmail.com> wrote:
> <djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
> <djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
> <djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
> <djahandarie> while i program lines
> <djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
> <djahandarie> word, son
> <http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
> <http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
> <http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
> <http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
> <http402> Cut the crap rap,
> <http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
> <http402> Grab your AIM chat,
> <http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
> <http402> peace
> <djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
> <djahandarie> while i got other plans
> <djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
> <djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
> <djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
> <djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
> <djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
> <http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
> <http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
> <http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
> <http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
> <http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
> <http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
> <http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
> <http402> Face it. I rule.
> <djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
> <djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
> <djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
> <djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
> <djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
> <djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
> <djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
> <djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
> <djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
> <djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
> <http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
> <http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
> <http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
> <http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
> <http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
> <http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
> <http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
> <http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
> <http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
> <http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
> <http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
> <djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
> <djahandarie> You win haha
> * http402 takes a bow



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Alex Eftimie